Genuine Geek
I bought my first button maker because I had an idea for a button that I wanted on my messenger bag. Four hundred designs later, that is still the driving philosophy behind this site. I would never sell a button that I wouldn't be happy to wear myself. And that means that when you buy something from antieuclid's Random Emporium, you aren't just buying something from a nameless website. You're buying it from a fellow Doctor Who fan. A fellow Spinoza geek. A fellow crackpot liberal. If you want to buy something from my website, it means that you and I have an interest in common, and that means every customer deserves the best service I can offer.
- Any order not shipped within 24 hours is doubled for free.
- All items are made to order and high quality.
- Rush orders accommidated whenever possible.
So order today with confidence and know that getting awesome stuff to awesome people is my highest priority.
American Made
All aRE products are made in Denver, CO from American made parts. Technically, my work force isn't unionized, because I'm both the entirety of the work force and also the entirety of the management, but that doesn't mean I haven't thought about it. You should see the hours I make me work when we've got a large custom order in.
Sustainable Products
When you buy from aRE, you're buying from an organization that's 100% treehugger. I take every measure that I can to minimize the environmental footprint of the products I make. Including:
- Using 100% recycled paper products wherever possible.
- Minimizing shipping materials and making sure they are recyclable.
- Using a bike or public transportation for all local deliveries.
Giving Back to the Community
Here at aRE, I believe strongly in using the resources we have to help worthy causes, including in the following ways:
- Offering special extra-low prices to qualifying non-profits
- Allowing non-profits to use aRE buttons for fundraising
- Providing buttons to the local Occupy movement for just the cost of materials
Custom Buttons? No Problem!
Get custom buttons for the same price as aRE stock designs with no minimum order! And get free help refining your design with any order of $50 or more.
Wholesale pricing available
aRE buttons can make a great addition to any indy coffee shop or bookstore. Check out our Wholesale page for more information.
Fundraise with aRE
From customized promotional items to raise awareness or encourage donations, to raising money through our affiliate program, we'll work with non-profits to find a fundraising solution that works for them.
Bartering encoraged
If you're a small business owner too, let me know! I'm always interested in saving both of us money through bartering.
Ask about our Podcasters and Webcomics program
Do you have a podcast or a webcomic with a reasonably large audience? Would you like to be able to give away a free gift code to aRE to your listeners/readers, or barter custom merch for advertising? Let me know!
Free Shipping on orders over $25
Having a hard time narrowing down your choices? Don't bother! All orders over $25 get free first class or priority mail shipping within the United States. It's absolutely a good reason to buy that many Schopenhauer keychains. It's not weird at all. We promise.
For those of you outside the US, or who are spending less than $25, enjoy extremely affordable shipping rates through the US Postal Service. I still find it a little hard to believe that they'll send a button across the United States for about the cost of a candy bar, but they're just awesome like that.
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